sexonomics

The study of sex and how resources are applied to obtaining sex.

I just learned in sexonomics 101, that guys in america spend more money pursuing sex than they spend on ending world hunger.

The equations of sexonomics,

sexonomics = (economics) x (male psychology)

sexonomics = economics - the boring bullshit

I wish I had hot Mrs. bendover for sexonomics theory because she incorporates real in class examples that sound really fun....

by MasterFirm May 26, 2011

sexmobile

A vehicle that attracts female attention toward it to the benefit of the male occupant(s).

Man, I bet that dude gets alot of ladies with that ride. It's a real sexmobile.

by EFL January 2, 2009

sermonate

verb:

• informal - to give a long or tedious piece of admonition or reproof; a lecture.

origin:

first popularized by the unlucky inhabitants and visitors of the CrackShack

It wasn't uncommon at the CrackShack to find JonnyPorno getting drunk, trapping unsuspecting visitors and making them listen to him sermonate.

by MzKittyPr0n October 25, 2009

sermon-block

When some asshole sends a long overwritten message to you and blocks you in a attempt to cut you off from your friends. This move is typically performed by insecure creeps with no concept of how interpersonal relationships work, let alone a hairbrush. These are also the ones that label people as "toxic" for no reason - loves high horses even when proven wrong

It's funny, I was going to see Evelyn and Tina tonight but got sermon-blocked by Dermit.

Y'know it's funny how she had the time to sermon-block me without checking herself

by indiepoprocks February 14, 2023

Sir Sexton

The most efficient bong of all time.

I took one chronic hit from Sir Sexton and i was good for the rest of the day.

by Mike Lightning December 30, 2010

sexond

The time it takes to have sex

they dissapeared into the bathroom for just a sexond

by Vlair Bananas October 1, 2005

sermon

A boring-like speech given for an extended period of time by a so-called expert in his field for the sole purpose of teaching the audience a subject or valuable lesson.

Sermons are often delivered to the audience by total hypocrites, so please tread with caution.

Examples include:

1. Church sermons by a priest/pastor/preacher

2. Commencement addresses at graduation ceremonies

3. Parents to their children whenever they do something the parents used to do that they now feel is wrong

by Loxi July 23, 2009