Self Suffocation

is what happens on very chilli nights when you are curled up in an air tight blanket and let go an extremely smelly fart

Self Suffocationl; For an example, eat a 500gram can of baked beans, wash down with a toxic drink, lock yourself in a room, fully cover yourself with a blanked and let the magic flow

by superMonkey5000 August 17, 2008

Sexyfication

The act of making someone visually or socially Orgasmic. A make-over of some kind e.g. facial, new haircut , a tan , or a habit overhaul, e.g. Losing weight, ceasing to pick your nose, learning charm.

An overall act to beautify yourself for the purpose of sexual atraction.

Going to get some sexyfication done at the beauty therapist's

by Dotti grl June 19, 2010

Sexification

1. To restate a benign phrase or sentence in a heavy sexual tone.

2. The act of making something non-sexual, sexual. (e.g. Douglas Fir)

1
REGULAR:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll hand you the tongs.

SEXIFIED:
G: Hey Carl, could you pass me those tongs?
C: Sure Gina, I'll HAND YOU the tongs. (with sexy eyes and sexual overtones)
G: oh, you and your sexification, just hand me the damn tongs.
C: thongs?
G: TONGS!!
C: hey, that meat is burning.
G: oh, I'll burn your meat.
C: he he he...
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2
R:Steve, don't you love to see the pine trees covered in snow?
S:Yeah, I love me some douglas fir, if you know what I mean.

by thehumble1 December 27, 2005

sexoration

A type of dating scam which involves exchanging pictures and videos with a target. Then blackmailing them later in return for money or some other type of currency.

Works directly with Catfish, as the shared pictures are usually ripped from elsewhere. Also similar to Ransomware in impact.

She contacted out the blue, it felt like it was for sexoration

by cubicgarden June 27, 2016

sexstcation

A Staycation that involves copious amounts of sex in all forms. Can also be partnered with alcohol, deep conversation, forplay, food, lingerie, and any thing that gets you in the vacation mood.

When Nicole and I were feeling alittle down we decided it was time for a Sexstcation so we booked a hotel on the beach and had sex for hours!

by Firemancan January 1, 2021

Suffocation

The first death metal act and possible first metal act to feature niggers. One is a guitarist who has mastered the art of "Shred that thang like ya life depends on it" and the other is blackbelt in "Beat those drums like a dick"

"Did you hear about Suffocation? Their new album will be called AwesomeFuckingCool."

"I hope Suffocation still has those two niggers. Cant no one play like them."

by starbattle226 November 29, 2011

sexflation

A ratio comparing the cost of goods to the cost of escort services.

The $80,000 price tag for Client #9's high class hooker was far higher than it would have been in 1983 due to rising sexflation.

When state and federal officials found themselves paying more and more for escort services, the federal reserve considered raising interest rates to decrease the sexflation rate.

by Suuz March 17, 2008