kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018

sexercise

An exercise that builds up muscles used during sex. Usually used by people who plan on having sex in the future. By doing sexercises you can increase pleasure for you and your partner!

Example: kegel, pc muscle

Even though I'm a guy, if I keep these sexersizes up, I'll be able to have multiple orgasms!

by Not Luke January 7, 2005

Sewercide

When someone is found slumped over dead on the toilet hovering above their own bowel movement having been overcome by methane due to the lack of a courtesy flush, they have committed Sewercide.

Wade's death was ruled a Sewercide when his body was removed from the porcelain throne revealing a large and noxious fecal mass.

by Wadeoff Innair March 28, 2015

Sexercise

An activity that involves heat, sweating and panting. It is followed by relaxation and happiness afterwords.

Larry and Tricia enjoyed their sexercise session together.

by Exile Huscoon April 16, 2005

sexercise

Having sex until you lose calories.

I used to weigh 231432 lbs., but after sexercising 5 times a week I know weigh an amazing 100 lbs!!!

by Spoojiertastic Wang July 25, 2003

Sexercise

To do specific exercises during sex.

I Sexercised last night and it was exhilarating! Sit ups, push ups, crunches.

by evuppy December 6, 2011

Sexercise

Sexercise: the act of fucking someone hard and fast enough to count it as a work out and or exercise.

Something used by men and women of all ages (mostly teens) to replace exercise with.

Long. Hard. Rough. Muscle Stretching. Hot Sex

Hoelene: Hey, want to go to ze gym with me gurll?
Sharkeisha: Nahh I'm pooped out from all the sexercise. No work outs for me today.
Hoelene: Oh well that's too bad have fun with your little work on in bed Sharkeisha, c ya later (;
Sharkeisha: You mean...Sexercise?

by Tokahont4s20 December 8, 2015