Cum to your senses

Occurs during a one night stand, usually alcohol and the lowering of standards are a major factor. This is the moment immediately after ejaculation, when the man realizes the horrible mistake he's made/situation he's in, to which he had previously been blinded by lust. After one cums to their senses, they typically conclude that they don't want to be there at all, and their mind immediately begins to race, looking for a way out or an excuse to leave.

-I told her I had to leave to teach Karate class, I didn't know what else to say!
-Well, way to cum to your senses.

by The Tyrannical Tea-Bagger July 12, 2010

Whim Session

A whim session is when you and your friends decide to venture out of town for a drink somewhere new. May cause controversy with some drinking buddies as they’re set in their ways and prefer the same old local drinking establishments.

Trev - “Going for a few drinks at HB at 7. Best get yourself down!”
Alan “Not tonight thanks. Some of us are going for a bit of a whim session and checking out that new bar in Millaston. You’re welcome to join us, Ken’s driving.”
Trev- “You must be joking if you think I’ll be seen in a dump like that! Way too far, just come down to HB.”

by KennethRoberts September 18, 2018

Cumming to Your Senses

When you're masturbating to some kinky shit and you finally bust and realize how nasty what your watching is and feel gross.

I was watching naked fat chicks eat ice cream and ended up cumming to my senses and wanted to kill myself.

Barbie was peeing on Ken and then i came to my senses and realized I was on the kids side of YouTube.

When you finally end up cumming to your senses and wanna smack the midget porn right off your computer.

by Boisarebackintown April 23, 2018

Cyber Session

It is when you smoke a jay,bong,blunt with friends or other people over the internet. When someone calls for a cyber session everyone gets ready and a count down begins from 5, on 0 every person lights it up and smoke together as if they were together in real life and have a good time.

It's something I thought of when me and my friends were far away from each other and the only way we could smoke together is by being connected on the internet.

"Lets have a cyber session."
"Everyone ready?"
"5,4,3,2,1,0"
"smoke it up"

by Mr.Bartosch April 20, 2015

cram session

The studying a student does the day before an important test/exam that he/she has neglected all school year because he/she is too friggin' lazy to prepare.

Evan: Hey did you study for the AP test tomorrow?
Jay: No. Me and some kids are gonna skip school to have a cram session at the library.

by onion. June 2, 2007

German Seesaw

When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you

Bro, I just bought you this strap on, can we please try the German Seesaw

by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020

End-of-Semester Depression

That period of time around the last couple weeks of classes and during exam week where you feel so overloaded and stressed that you would rather lay in bed with cookie dough ice cream and watch Family Guy than do anything productive. This is a very dangerous condition that may result in severe loss of motivation, feelings of helplessness, poor diet, weight gain, exhaustion, and the end of the world.

"Hey, girl, are you excited for the end of classes?"

"Bitch, please, I am going through some severe End-of-Semester Depression. There is no way I can get all of my shit done."

by Bobbi B. April 30, 2013