September 14

National bitch holiday

You were born September 14 ?? 🤮🤮

by AguilarIsaBitch April 19, 2021

September 14

National annoy boys day! Any Classmate Friend or Dumbass Guy! Kick a Nick, Annoy a Jake, Punch a Weston And hit a David in the head. All girls love this day!

Girl #1 : Aw man a guy in my class is SO annoying!

Girl #2 : Its September 14.

Girl #1 : So?

Girl #2 : Its National annoy a boy day

by Wow.I.Am.Weird. September 10, 2021

september 14

if you were born this day you’re probably a bad bish who is lowkey depressed and cries alone in their room. but hey you were probably conceived on christmas so that’s cool.

dude my birthday is september 14

by HeyIThinkYoureCute:) April 12, 2020

september 14

a little squishy cheeked baby was born this day. wish #HAN a good one and give him all the love in the world.

September 14? That’s my baby’s birthday.

by jeekies October 15, 2019

september 14

a real bitch chuchu’ holiday

hey it’s september 14 hbd kriistybo

by teheheheheh October 16, 2019

september 14

A REAL BITCHES BIRTHDAY

“oh wasn’t she born in september?”
“SEPTEMBER 14 TO BE EXACT”

by uwumarlee December 17, 2019

september 14

National Smegma Day. Build up your smegma and consume it, or give it away to people to eat and cover themselves with, or cherish.

Man: Hey bro, what’s today?
Man2: September 14, National Smegma Day, bro
Man: oh fuck, good thing I’ve been saving up *unpeels Foreskin and feeds homie his smegma*

Man: I always look after my homies bro
Man2: Bro...

by Smegma Lord October 14, 2019