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psycho-semitic

A person who is not jewish or part of the religion of Judaism, but likes to believe they are or celebrates jewish holidays and/or follows their traditions and beliefs (a wannabe).

Most psycho-semitics are cirucumsized.
Michael is a psycho-semitic, he's atheist but he loves to celebrate Hanukah and passover. He wants to convert but he's way too lazy...
by aREALjew October 13, 2011
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sematic

the greatest rock band of all time
from Virginia
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sematic is a kick ass band
by sematic fan May 17, 2006
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pro-Semitic

Relating to or characterized by pro-Semitism; equally loving or respecting all Semitic
Gandhi was pro-Semitic in his belief that everyone was equal in relation to God.”
by prosemite April 9, 2015
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semiotic

person with just one functional eye
David Bowie is semiotic
by Journas October 9, 2003
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semiotics

A word philosophers use to mean a condition, of mental pain for example.
On the subject of a students low grades
The semiotics of a convultion by a student who was outraged enough by the precise language of philosophy, coupled with his disgust at the rigidity of a fine art degree, led him to conclude it was all rubbish that came from the loins
by Edgar Allen Post September 22, 2006
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semitics

Adjective: used in the world of Finance, Movie Production, Mortgage Lenders, and Used Car Salesmen.

Noun (plural): used to describe an entire class of stingy banks that overcharge for fees

Adjective:

Frequently mistaken for semantics this word has a similar yet more descriptive meaning to incorporate the theory that the entire financial institution is ran by the Jewish Culture.
Hey Bob , can you look over the semitics of this loan package, I want to make sure we are charging him as much as possible.

I don't like the semitics of this loans terms, it sounds too much like the Jews have started a mafia.

Understanding the semitics we can see that this particular bank will not allow you to obtain a loan until you have completed 200 hours of synagogue, have a circumcision and at least $10,000 dollars cash after making your down payment.

After learning about semitics I finally understood it is better to buy things with CASH that way I can jew them down to a better price

Semitics Semantics they are all the same either way you will pay 87% Interest above the total cost of the loan.

That bank is ran by a bunch of Semitics.
by Guardian_Asshole June 15, 2018
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Sepiatic

Someone who is additiced to adding sepia tone to their images.
After looking through a photo album the photographer seemed to be a sepiatic.
by Kerem July 28, 2012
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