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Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020
when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows
by Habibullah August 4, 2020
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Yo-Semite

Another genius invention of Donald Trump, although not as genius as covfefe.
Yo-Semite! is a friendly way to greet your Jewish neighbour, however, use it with caution since you'll probably get a few weird looks.
by TheAlmightyOneYHWH August 8, 2020
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Yo semite

A term used to refer to a Jew in an archaic manner especially before calling them out for their inconstancies and hypocrisy.
Yo Semite get the hell out of my national park Yosemite and stop justifying your slaughter of thousands of Palestinians
by Nigga Griggs November 18, 2023
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anti-Semite

Someone who is critical of objectively bad Jewish behavior; a person of the utmost moral integrity
Every person of high morality can be referred to as an anti-Semite.
by Objective-Reason Daddy December 17, 2024
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Anti-Semite

There is not reason not to hate the Jews. Maybe if they stopped lying all the fucking time they would stop being hated by everyone the interact with since the dawn of recorded history. That's my exact problem with that fucking cripple Noah. And Elon for that matter. It seems like the Assburgers and the Jews have something in common. They lie blatantly. They pay others to lie for them. They obfuscate the truth. They obfuscate WHAT CONSTITUTES "the truth." Their ancestors lied about talking to the creator of the universe. There is NO UPPER LIMIT TO THEIR LIES. And EVEN BEING PUNISHED FOR IT IN THE FORM OF A GENOCIDE... WASN'T ENOUGH TO CONVINCE THEM TO STOP DOING IT!
Hym "And now they are committing a genocide and manufacturing a mental illness (several specific Jews. Sam Sedar. Ben Shapiro. Stephen Banel.) ... Because they think that punishing Jew-Hatred will instill the lesson THEY FAILED TO LEARN. And now the entire American morality revolves entirely around whether or not you are an Anti-Semite."

Jew "Well, we can't know the truth really I mean only God knows. OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal!"
by Hym Iam May 22, 2025
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Anti-Semite

Someone who's smart and has significant pattern recognition abilities.
Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"
by Changranger June 23, 2025
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Money Tight Semite

When I worked as a waiter at the synagogue I would have very low tips because it was full of money tight semites who didn't know how to tip right
by EmJayee October 14, 2017
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