semi-bisexual

I ain’t gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars

*offers twenty dollars*

I guess I’m semi-bisexual now

by Just another writer tater December 21, 2023

semi-bisexual

Despite everybody saying it's for straight people, it's not.

It means you like one specific gender, but you'd make some exceptions.

John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm straight but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Ryan Reynolds or George Michael.
Sarah: That's pretty gay, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people

For a gay person:
John: I'm semi-bisexual
Sarah: Fuck you mean?
John: See I'm gay but... I'd give a few exceptions. Like Scarlett Johansson or Margot Robbie.
Sarah: That's pretty straight, just say you're Bi.
John: I'm not Bi. I only would give a very few exceptions to very few people

by E-Simia February 26, 2024

Semi bisexual

You are a 12 yo white girl that wants to be in the LGBT+ community, so you invent that you are homosexual, but you only like one gender, it's like being bisexual, but only liking one gender, basically, or you're homosexual or straight.

Jimmy: hey how are you
White 12 years old girl: im semi bisexual
Jimmy: what the fuck is that
White 12 years old girl: its that you are bisexual but only like one gender,
Jimmy: so you are straight?
White 12 years old girl: No, IM SEMI BISEXUAL HOMOFOBIC
Jimmy: shut up you stupid bitch, get some parents

by secmansis February 13, 2022

semi bisexual

a word used by straight people just to be quirky and not like other boys/girl

they are mostly white and all cisgender they just want to be noticed and feel valid in the lgbtqia+ community ..

but they will never be accepted because semi bisexual is a biphobic term.

susan: hey! i just came out as semi bisexual! do you support me?

socks: what does semi bisexual mean?

susan: its when you are only attracted to one gender!

socks: isn't that hetrosexual but with more steps?

susan: !!! YOUR BIPHOBIC!

socks: what- nawwwww jit tripping *hits with frying pan*

by ಣ ˚ ̟꒰𑁬 Zachary ໒꒱ ⊹ July 14, 2023

semi-bisexual girl

A semi-bisexual girl is a girl who is sexually attracted to only a limited number of girl or girls and does not consider herself a bisexual in the general sense.

Guy 1. I overheard Christine say that she'd fuck Christina Aguilera if she had a chance. I thought she was straight.

Guy.2 Man, she's only a semi-bisexual girl, she only feels that way for Aguilera.

by Infantry7503 December 24, 2008

semi-semi bisexual

People who are attracted to two genders but only halfway. They want both the genders in one body.

Dick 1 : What sexuality are you ?

Dick 2 : I'm semi-semi bisexual

Dick 1 : Sooo...guys or girls?

Dick 2: Both in one body.

Dick 1: Fucking die.

by I_eat_kids_dd May 31, 2023

Semibisexual

A useless way of saying that you’re attracted to one gender only (straight or gay). You’re basically stating your sexuality in a way more complicated and confusing way than it needs to be, instead of simply stating that you’re gay or straight.

Tim: What sexuality are you?

Tom: I’m semibisexual.

Tim: For guys or girls?

Tom: Girls

Tim: Then say you’re straight, you fucking idiot.

by Cage Swanson July 22, 2020