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semi-bisexual

an overcomplicated way to say that your straight
mostly used by girls who want to be in the lgbtq+ community, so they can call anyone who disagrees with them 'homophobic'
justin: Hey, what sexuality are you?
amilie: semi-bisexual, it means im bisexual but im only attracted to boys (upsidedown smile normally goes here)
justin: isnt that just heterosexuality with more steps?
amilie: Stop being homophobic, justin.
by Justin :fire: December 9, 2020
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It Seems Today

That all you see,

Is violence in movies and sex on TV
But where are those good ol' fashioned values?
On which we used to rely!
Lucky theres a Family Guy!
Lucky theres a man who,
Positively can do,
All the things that make us...
Laugh and cry!
He's!
A!
Fam!
-ly!
Guy!
by ItSeemsToday October 15, 2019
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seemab

One of the most intelligent, beautiful girls on the planet. She is cutie with a killing smile and cares for other regardless of their religion.
Talking with Seemab is so much fun.
by Kashmiriboi March 21, 2018
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semi-popular

Hovering between the "popular group" and other sorta popular groups but not a full member of the group. Could be kicked out of the popular group. Or hang out with the popular groups not in their grades. Socially hated or accepted by most groups.
That kid is semi-popular.
by prepdude219 October 19, 2008
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Semi by the sea

The situation whereby you have interaction with a female who is sufficiently wet leaving your penile glands in a semi-erect state and are unable to amass a sufficient amount of blood to transform the gland to a fully erect penis in order to penetrate the said female.
I was going to secure the pipe but i had a semi by the sea
by Choosenan March 13, 2019
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A small to huge piece of advanced male weaponry capable of delivering enormous payloads to a hot target.
When my girlfriend came home too drunk to shag, my heat-seeking moisture missile never got off the launching pad and had to be put in storage.
by bookfraud April 1, 2015
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Semi-Simp

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp
by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020
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