Assylum seeker

One who comes to a more sexually liberated country for the lifestyle.

Akhmed was excited to become an assylum seeker in Sweden!

by I, Wreckerrr December 9, 2016

german seeker

One who frequents bars and is always on the lookout for women wielding dildos. He is both courageous and enjoys regular sex with prostitutes.

Hide your dildos girls! That there is a german seeker.

by glory maiden December 9, 2009

drug seeker

n. a person who goes to the docter/ER feigning illness in the hopes that they may receive a prescription for their drug of choice. Characterized by the person claiming to have allergies to every drug but the one they want. Much to the seekers dismay, health care providers are taught in school to recognize their obvious addiction.

"Don't believe him, Floyd is a drug seeker; allergic to everything but Percocet, he's here everyday, and was arrested last week for blowing a guy for half a perc."

by keifermail August 23, 2008

sympathy seeker

A person whose status updates on facebook are solely for the purpose of gaining sympathy.

Johnny is such the sympathy seeker that he would go on Facebook to say that his Pet-Rock died if it would get him sympathy.

by Poop Stain Barney March 29, 2011

attention seeker

someone who always is looking for attention and is willing to do anything for it. like ruin friendships, spread rumours, etc.

logan is such an attention seeker

by ur mom but gay November 24, 2019

glory seeker

Somebody who especially in football favours a team only because they are successful to become part of his glory. Not much liked by real football supporters who stand to their team even in bad times.

Guy 1: Hey haven´t you supported Chelsea last year?

Me: Yeah but now I like Man Utd, ´cause they play great and won Championsleague again.

Guy 2: Man, you´re a just a glory seeker!

Me: Jep, life´s too short to feel for losers.

by Chrisfm23 May 1, 2009

Attention seeker

Someone who likes to announce everything in their life on facebook to get people to feel sorry for them/react. Usually grossly exaggerated but can also be completely fictitious in order for people to respond as they don't have a life/friends.
The usual response if you ask them to stay out of your life is your a jealous bitch (and usually retards that can't spell) followed by some sort of tragic life story.
These kind of people like to constantly test their relationship/friendships to feel wanted.

Sane person: "can you please stop bitching about me and leave me alone?"
Attention seeker goes on facebook "OMG what a jelous bich! So bang out of order! Someone needs to sort her out..."
Sane person: wtf?

Attention seeker "I have just had it up the ass wid my sexy bf!"
Sane person "How classy dear"

Attention seeker "my bf wont lick my fanny! help"
Sane person: "Maybe you should sort your stinky hairy cunt out?"

by 69bellend69 August 21, 2009