Segway

A product that created demand through hype before there was even supply and tricked a bunch of rich dumbasses to buy it, eventhough it's completely worthless.

Maddox completely owned the Segway.

by Brad October 20, 2003

Chimpanzee Riding On a Segway

It's an amazingly genius creation by Parry Grip. It is popular for getting on people's nerves with it's repetetive chorus (which is basically the whole song.)

Person 1: #Chimpanzee riding on a segway....#

Person 2: OMFG turn that crap off now before my ears burn!!!!

Person 1: NEVER!!!! # Chimpanzee riding on a segway bam bam bam bam bam bam...#

by Meh Heh Heh July 9, 2010

shitting sidways

When your shit comes out sideways causing considerable pain and anal tearage.

Certificatologist: HOLY FUCK! This piece of shit is COMING OUT SIDEWAYS! I'm shitting sidways!

Midget: Ouch...

by Dr Todd Fuquad PhD June 18, 2006

segway

Transitioning from knowing "segue" is not spelled "segway" or segueing whilst balanced upon two wheels.

While we rode our Segways to a talking picture, I segued the conversation into the pleasures of adolescent flesh.

by Baron von Mannsechs October 17, 2007

Spedway

The entire hallway where the Sped Sheds are at.

And to your left you have the Spedway where speds are taught.

by beeblow November 18, 2019

segwaying

the act of riding a segway

Bob and I got ran over by someone who was segwaying

by Joe Pond April 19, 2011

Segway

(verb) to smoke copious amounts of marijuana

"Dude, what are you up to tonight?"
"I'm going to Segway with Bill tonight, want to join?"
"Of course man, you know I'm always down to Segway!"

by SegwayAllDayErryDay May 4, 2012