smashley

a fucking bitch that everyone hates

smashley is a fucking bitch

by midnight twinkle May 8, 2017

slashley

a girl named ashley who loves cutting herself. often seen in jean jackets and sweaters, slashley generally has multiple band-aids on her fingers from repeatedly cutting herself with her dad's bowie knife, or her mom's paring knife. sometimes, slashley is subject to mild fits of shouting or bouts of rage, immediately followed by a session of scissor-art, using her body as the canvas.

dude 1: slashley is in the er again. this time she cut part of her ear off

dude 2: damn...that psycho chick just won't learn

by Alphabot January 26, 2014

SmAshley

SmAshley, a combination of the name Ashley combined with the word smash, is the first part of SmAshley Breaks DJ moniker given to him for the smashing Florida breakbeat DJ sets he would throw down in the early 00's up to this day during House parties, small shows in local Florida venues as well as on mixtapes given out and posted to sound cloud.

SmAshley Breaks tore the roof off of Firestone in Orlando last week when I went to a party there.

by SmAshley Breaks May 2, 2019

Slashley

A pun on the name Ashley with the word Slash. Usually used with horror related things.

Person 1: Hey, you know the new girl is?
Person 2: Yeah, her name is Ashley but her nickname is Slashley.

by TiaAmirite November 25, 2023

seshleyhem

Seshleyhem is the untenable destination when involved as an active participant of "the shesh". It is widely regarded amongst many wise and well travelled scholars as the only true place of complete enlightenment.

Q. What did you do at the weekend? A. Just the usual pilgrimage to seshleyhem.
Anyone up for a pilgrimage to seshleyhem.

by Supertato June 26, 2024