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Shiantology 

Find yourself questioning religion? Not sure which path to take? Scared to death by Tom Cruise?

Then SHIANTOLOGY may be for you.

A new religion founded on Sunday, February 8, 2009 and characterized by a belief in the power of Shia’s spirit to clear itself of past painful experiences (in particular, hand smashing car crashes and drunken outbursts in Walgreens) through self-knowledge, spiritual fulfillment and copious amounts of Arizona Ice Tea.

Shiantology places an emphasis upon Shia’s immortal spirit, Shiacarnation, an extrascientific method of pshiachotherapy (Shianetics), and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, daily SHIA WALKING POSTS.
I LOVE Shia LaBeouf. I'm gonna join Shiantology.
Shiantology by jho1744 May 11, 2009

sexnology 

the term for the use of technology to facilitate sexual pleasure such as mp3 player sex toy attachments.
"I don't need a boyfriend. I've got a vibrator that plugs in to my iPhone. I love sexnology!"
sexnology by jeatags June 16, 2009
Branch of research dedicated to excrement, and it's effects on the world.

NOT A SLANG WORD!
I think thedvs01 has been engaging in to much scatology it is really going to his head!
scatology by Anonymous August 28, 2003

Spankology 

fucking anal in the ass while being spanked
i studied spankology at college and now im living in a house cause of my job
Spankology by Spank dad January 11, 2017

Sheentology 

A religion based on the beliefs and practices of Charlie Sheen,circa February 2011.

There is possible foot-licking involved, and frequent mention of goddesses.

Sheentology appeals primarily to men aged 18-42.
"Bro,Charlie Sheen thinks he is a total frickin' rock star from Mars,and that hookers and porn stars are goddesses!
Sheentology is a religion that I could really make a commitment to."

porn stars hookers Charlie Sheen celebrity melt down
tiger blood gum for everyone
Sheentology by Bart's Mom March 14, 2011

sexnology 

The development of new and better robots for lonely people to have sex with.
Rod got one of those vacuuming robots primarily because of the sexnology possibilities.
sexnology by DIF May 9, 2008