When you are fucking a bitch in the face and then you jump behind her to perform anal but your buddy holds her face to the bedsheets with the threat to dump an aquarium full of fish on her head, then when you cum he dumps it anyway.
by Ontario April 5, 2008
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When we heard "the seamonkey has my money" we all scattered to avoid having a face to face encounter with him.
by vengstro June 27, 2006
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A shady man, usually rides a bike, has a beard, a creep of sort. tires to sell you seamonkeys. Hobo-ish in appearance.
by Twaggleton August 17, 2010
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Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away
Someone walking by- "Put your Seamon inside her"
Me- "Talking to a girl"
Someone walking by- "give her your Seamon, put it on her face"
Girl walks away
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