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aca-scuse me

the act of being so shocked that no other word invades your mind. something so appealing has happened and you can’t believe someone would say such a thing.
you are a brown hurricane
“aca-scuse me
by becca and fat amy are lezzo February 17, 2022
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e'Scuse

When trying to excuse onself in an environment of close proximity with other urban individuals.
As the ninja nurse's aid slid by my right shoulder to enter the elevator, the only thing I heard was, e'Scuse.
by Sean Surcouf September 25, 2004
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Aca-scuse me?

When you are in real disbelief (or an acapella group), and you need to express it.

This expression was coined by Pitch Perfect.
(You're bus just ran out of gas)
"Welp, we're out."
"Aca-scuse me?"
"Aca-believe it."
by jostennnn April 7, 2021
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p'scuse me

P'Scuse me. Can you tell me where you keep your honey baked ham?
by Anonymous November 15, 2002
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BEH-SCUSE ME

How big sassy black women say "excuse me?" when they are offended.
Cashier: Is this food for here or to go?
Big sassy black woman: BEH-SCUSE ME?! DO YOU THINK I CAN EAT ALL THIS BY MYSELF?!
Cashier: BITCH-IDK-YOUR-LIFE!!!
by LastGentleman July 2, 2017
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Buh-scuse me

The intensified version of "excuse me". See also, "mc'scuse me".
McDonald's employee: Is this for here or to go?
Fat Lady: Buh-scuse me?! You think I can eat all this by my-
McDonald's employee: BITCH I DON'T KNOW YOUR LIFE!
by soggehdoggeh August 1, 2018
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scause

Scause, a portmanteau of sleeve and cause.

A scause is a plastic wristband that you wear on your paws, and you want others to wear yours upon thar's.
"In the modern age there are those who believe
That a cause is a thing to be worn on one's sleeve
And so we sell a cause, it's called a scause
And wearing a scause gets you lots of applause
We start with some plastic which is sherped by our sherpas
Then dip it in colors that show off your purpose
There are green scauses for recycling, blue scauses for kitties,
And pink scauses that focus on nothing but titties
Do you have abortion? Ah, then a white scause is for you
Why not champion your scause with some sparkles and glue?
We make scauses for this, we make scauses for that
Why, there's even a scause for just being fat
What's the matter? Can't think of a scause?
How about raising awareness for the hairs in your schnoz?
Let's just think of the thing that you care about most
Then let's make it orange like marmalade toast
And now I'd like to say thank you for your coming down
I'm off to go sell these in your little town"
by natalie portmanteaux July 1, 2021
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