Epic Scruts

When something so unlikely to happen actually happens.
It is rumoured that when there is 0.13% chance of an event happening, and that event does happen, then it is an epic scruts.

When Hitler's sister/wife gave birth to a 10 stone whale, they named it Joseph Beton.
All the fans were cheering and shouting, but when they saw how fat the baby was, they were amazed!
Ever since then, that moment has been known as an epic scruts.

by Ploppy Pete October 22, 2010

Scrumtrelescent

Describes something whose characteristics of perfection are profoundly unfathomable.

Originated from an SNL skit where Will Ferrell was impersonating James Lipton, the host of "Inside the Actors Studio". While interviewing Charles Nelson Reilly, describing the TV show "Match Game", he said:

"That show was delightful. No. No. It was brilliant. No, no, no, no. There is no word to describe its perfection, so I am forced to make one up. And I’m going to do so right now. Scrumtrelescent."

also used to describe CNR's performance in Cannon Ball Run II.

"Match Game was absolutely scrumtrelescent."

"a performance so scrumtrelescent, I can barely move."

by use me May 18, 2006

scruntum

Dr Ravindran Samuel Nathan Esq.

Rohan: "Ravindran is a scruntum".
Ethereal voices: "We concur".

by Slunny June 22, 2008

scrastard

An undersized, over-compensating, insecure extrovert, often encountered engaging in self-aggrandizing activity which usually underscores rather than offsets his (or her) inadequacies.

While trying out for the part of Magilla Gorilla, the scrastard needed to stuff pads and pillows into the sagging voids of the costume.

by waz November 18, 2004

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020

scruttocks

also slattocks

tender fleshy area between bollocks and arseflap.

OOOOooooh! right in the scruttocks! nasty

by arseflank November 8, 2004

scrumtrulesant

Will Ferrell portrayed James Lipton in a series of Saturday Night Live sketches, exaggerating his quiet intensity and obsequious style of interviewing famous actors. Most of the "actors" interviewed by Ferrell's Lipton are "Z" list celebrities. During one interview ferrell referd to the actor as scrumtrulesant, because he could not think of a word to describe how awesome the actor was.

You are simply scrumtrulesant.

by lauren mm September 14, 2007