scrumpton end

The very last draw of a joint.

Originated in Lisburn, Northern Ireland, used across the UK and R.O.I.

Q:"Here do you want the scrumpton end"
A:"No, go on ahead yourself" (looking at it in disgust).

by Ghostinthescott October 6, 2008

Scromote

To take a large shit on one's face.

Ah dude, this guy was pissing me off hardcore, so I showed him how I scromote guys who piss me off!

by KONGMAN September 16, 2010

scrumptialicious

the most perfect blend of 'scrumptious' and 'delicious' that you can imagine.

"look at that bodacious chick, she's just scrumptialicious!"

by fett alf June 15, 2004

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scromiting

The act of screaming up vomit.

"I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."

by scromiting April 30, 2009

scrompf

To squeeze or grasp an object with immense passion

"I'd love to scrompf that chicks tits!"

by Big shitehawk October 11, 2006

scrumptulicious

Some edible thing extremely delightful, delicious, and pleasurous to taste.

This cheesecake is scrumptulicious.

by John Philippas October 21, 2003