The Canadian Sizzler

When one dips his penis in maple syrup and wraps his junk with canadian bacon. The syrup will help the bacon stick on your penis. He then proceeds to have intercourse(vaginally or anally) and creates so much heat it cooks the bacon. This may take some time to cook. Once said bacon is cooked the woman then eats the bacon off said member while your jizz in her mouth

Dan: Yo Mike you were really banging that chick last night for a long time.

Mike: Yeah, as soon as she found out I was Canadian, she asked for a The Canadian Sizzler

Dan: Nice!!!

by Canadian ambassador of beaver February 24, 2011

Skrizzled

1.Out of the normal mindset, due to the aftermath of narcotics and alcohol.

2.Having just gotten a large lump sum of cash.

1. Yo bro, them 3 Jaeger Bombs, 4 Bong Hits and 666 lines got me skrizzled.

2. We robbed a bank, got skrizzled, and got a Q P.

by SkrizillaMyNilla January 24, 2009

Schwizzler

A proper noun for A guy who's face looks a lot like a cheese knife ( cleft chin or short beard optional) ( sometimes confused with a cartoon barracuda)

"Chris, look, it's the Schwizzler"

by The Jammer August 8, 2003

sizzler

n. The end result of locking one's child in a car on a hot day and forgetting about it. Usually refered to as "little sizzler" or "li'l sizzler."

I just read about some moo and duhd that forgot their sprog in the SUV. Seems like you read about one little sizzler per day during the summer.

by Spongebutt Squishpants August 23, 2004

Sizzler

The sexual act that involves the female putting a packet of pop rocks in her mouth, and proceeding to give oral sex to a male. This results in a great tingling sensation that can be very arousing on the male's penis.

instead of a traditional blowjob, I decided to spice things up and opened a packet of pop rocks, suggesting a sizzler.

by Themachine2015 January 20, 2016

Squizzler

Female Cum, mostly found in vaginal passages; it is made by the body as a natural lubricant. Usually quite clear or white. Sometimes stringy and or gunky. If yellow or green seek medical help as there may be infection. Not to be confused with periods.

My squizzler is clear this week, no issues on the home font;

by R and A :) June 28, 2010

sizzler

An term used to make fun of or insult redheads/gingers.

She's such a sizzler, don't talk to her.

by eggplantgun May 9, 2023