Scruff

A dirty bastard

Mum: Larry clean your room it's an absolute pig sty you fucking scruff

by DFALF October 14, 2018

Scruffy Joe

An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.

In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.

Non Scruff: Joe, you so Scruff!!
Scruffy Joe: Don't I know.

by Wheeze February 13, 2008

Scrift

To Create,Sketch or Craft something

I Scrift a Book

by Scrift August 6, 2011

Apple Scruff

1. A member of the Beatles fan group, the "Apple Scruffs". The Apple Scruffs were a group of hardcore Beatles fans in the late 1960s and early 1970s. They were known to camp out in front of Abbey Road studios and the houses of the members of the Beatles (esp. Paul McCartney).

2. A diehard Beatles fan.

"Now I've watched you sitting there
Seen the passers-by all stare
Like you have no place to go
But there's so much they don't know about Apple Scruffs"
-- from the song "Apple Scruffs" by George Harrison

by monkeyfinger December 31, 2005

scruff

facial hair. basically day three to five after a shave.

"man my scruff is itchy today, i should shave it"

by itsme2 April 27, 2006

scruffnut

Scrotum-to-scrotum contact during the act of double-penetrating a woman.

"Last night, Jed and I were Eiffel Towering his landlady when the bitch sneezed and threw us a scruffnut."

by Big Pimpin' Pappy April 10, 2007

Scruff McGruff

An anthropomorhphic cartoon dog who fights crime and solves mysteries. Gives out free comic books via the mail on how to avoid things like "getting your ass kicked".

"For a free comic book, mail me, Scruff McGruff, Chicago Illinois, 60652, and help take a BITE out of CRIME!"

by Sir Fauntleroy Periwinkle the Third November 24, 2003