scoliosis

1) A condition of lateral curvature of the spine, which may have just one curve or primary and secondary compensatory curves and be fixed with a brace. unless you dont wear the brace and your spine will be curved to 50 degrees or more and you will need surgery or it will hurt.

2) the thing that common teenager girls have

3) scoliosis is the thing that causes awkwardness in the PE locker room. however, you can just say punch me in the stomach hard to scare people

4)a resource you can use to ask questions about scoliosis is girl21star@gmail.com it helped me alot cuz know i can change my brace in the locker room...with less awkwardness...but yea pretty awkward

its awkward and uncomfortable. yet, you can get your spine straighten. lucky for me i found a girl with scoliosis too. so its not really a big deal

by girl21star January 15, 2010

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scoliosis

when the spine is very curvy and all the other spines are jealous. OK all jokes aside, A mild curve is less than 20 degrees. A moderate curve is between 25 degrees and 40 degrees. A severe curve is more than 50 degrees. i had a 73. and you might need a halo if you have over 80 degree. (metal piece that is screwed into your skull and makes you sit up right.) i myself have scoliosis and i have growing rods. when i go to the hospital i always see kids with halos and it makes me so thankful i only had a 73 degree curve. even though it is still very severe.

person 1: hey did you hear that Rayna cant participate in p.e this week?
person 2: what why?
person 1: she claims she has scoliosis and her back hurts.

by tons_of_crack December 9, 2019

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Scomotosis

ScoMotosis ... dire affliction of pale stale males in situations of positional power without personal/integral power. Diagnosis by observation, of symptoms such as: flight (to Hawaii) response to any challenge (expectation of leadership), incapacity for empathy (despite expensive training), no understanding of the concept of equity, absense of integrity, esteem issues requiring constant reference to a higher authority (particularly a religious leader), belief in imaginary friend/s, and dependence upon the guidance of texts to determine right from wrong (high liklihood that selected texts be centuries-old fables written by barely-educated pale, stale, males seeking to control the uneducated populace).

Further indicators of ScoMotosis are: an inability to acknowledge the greater intellect, knowledge and skills of others (even in their field of expertise), no capacity for understanding scientific & technological communications (perhaps due to a fear-response to proofs contradicting tightly held spurious beliefs), intellectual vertigo (autonomic response to disconcerting facts); and an elevated sense of self-importance.

One of the more obvious indicators can be the obstruction of the mouth by the sufferer's own foot/feet.

I'd say he has undiagnosed scomotosis: even though, he only has one foot in his mouth, his hand is grasping for a shake.

by GaLizZy January 5, 2020

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Scoliosis

This means having a curve in your spine. I have lived with it my whole life. It hurts and at times feels like your bones are grinding together inside you body. NOT All PEOPLE NEED A BRACE when having scoliosis. There are two kinds of cures S curves and C cures this just says how many curves you have if having scoliosis.

I have congenital scoliosis, I have a curve in my spine.

by Abbers059 March 24, 2020

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Scoliosis Check

Another southern street word for “ blowjob”. The phrase is usually meant to indicate keeping the woman’s spine in a straight line because your dick is long and is going to go down her throat and down her spine.

“ I could use some scoliosis check soon”.

by NDemGuts February 23, 2021

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