Mobile Scoreboard

Portable, sometimes fixed, radar speed devices put up either by police or private agencies in an attempt to frighten you into reducing your speed. Often these lack any sort of camera, and rely on flashing lights and short messages to slow down if you're exceeding the speed while approaching them. However if it contains no camera, or you live in an area where photo radar enforcement is illegal, it affords an interesting opportunity to see how fast you can go and rack up points in miles per hour.

Everyone slowed down but John kept his foot on the gas, he got a 78 on the Mobile Scoreboard.

by RiceCake August 29, 2012

Scoreconomics

A simple scientific law for winning at football. Your offense scores points, doesn't let their defense score points, your defense doesn't let their offense score points, and when your offense scores points you don't let their special teams score points, YOU WIN. Simple Scoreconomics.

"Simple, simple scoreconomics.

by iiAmPrada January 28, 2011

Scoretown

Noun. Highest form of accomplishment above all else. Usually said hand in hand with "winning"

(Just got a victory point in settlers of catan to win the game)
-Largest army, longest road, hidden VP..."Scoretown!"

by Sweetmelody April 28, 2013

scorehole

That one idiot who keeps messing up the scoreboard in basketball

"Hey, home is supposed to have 10 points, not 5!"
"What a scorehole"

by Setro2 November 22, 2013

Scoreo

When you find a box of cookies in your kitchen you didn't know were there.

*looking around in kitchen*
"Hey i wa- dude look I found some cookies"
"Scoreo!"

by Lemon.lemonLemon-lemon August 13, 2016

Sporerow

a fatal fungus to owls making the owl turn green gain fins act like a frog and gain friends mushrooms on a log

Sporerow fungus

by Cats game cookie January 10, 2023

Scoreboard

One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.

"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."

"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."

"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."

by Ten Forward April 4, 2017