A tall, red-haired person who gets high off of weed 24-7. Usually eating cheap tacos and inhaling incense.
by samiam6977 January 17, 2009
Get the Schmitz mug.1. The Muslims fought with scimitars during the Crusades while the Christians used longswords.
2. The scimitar is a popular weapon choice for people who play RuneScape due to its balance between speed and power.
2. The scimitar is a popular weapon choice for people who play RuneScape due to its balance between speed and power.
by aoaoa September 5, 2007
Get the scimitar mug.The feeling of being extremely drunk to the point in which if someone were to take a video of you at this state, it would indeed end up on youtube for future humiliation and many laughs upon your behalf. Please be warned that excessive schmitzledness may lead to a horrible Scottish, Australian, English, and Chinese accent combined.
Oh snap! That last shot of sake was too much! I'm flipping schmitzled!!!!
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
"Oh no, there she goes again with that stupid accent. She must be schmitzled"
by TressaRocks January 1, 2012
Get the Schmitzled mug.The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
by Lenbot February 18, 2010
Get the shomit mug.Boss ass Mexican bitch !!! Her last name might be German but she's is a OG Mexican . A Schmitke can fuck u nice and good. They also like Abduls
Abdul: I only fuck a Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
Micaela: damn:( I wish I was a Schmitke but I'm too ugly
Abdul: that would be awesome!!
Micaela: i feel violated by Schmitke
by Badboyjohnny_ June 4, 2016
Get the schmitke mug."I walked in on my parents doing it last week, and immediately started scromiting up the dinner my mother had prepared, with the very same hands she was preparing my father with."
by scromiting April 30, 2009
Get the Scromiting mug.This word has roots in Sanskrit and means a great friend. A cool person who has hundreds of friends.
by DragonKing May 30, 2010
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