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Scoliosis Check

Another southern street word for “ blowjob”. The phrase is usually meant to indicate keeping the woman’s spine in a straight line because your dick is long and is going to go down her throat and down her spine.
“ I could use some scoliosis check soon”.
by NDemGuts February 23, 2021
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Holy Scoliosis

This term was first used by YouTuber "ScottTheWoz". When this term is used it's usually is a replacement for the phrase "Oh god"
*something shocks you*
Example: Holy scoliosis what is that!
by SomeDumb June 20, 2018
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dick scoliosis

When a guys dick curves.
“Hey man, is your dick scoliosis to the right or left?”
by Inventor of dick scoliosis February 22, 2020
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Pubic scoliosis

A condition that affects the penis on certain individuals; an unnatural curvature in the penis;only affects males.

Can be caused by an improper circumcision.
The sex was good it's just that he has…pubic scoliosis.
by Bootyeater123 September 9, 2016
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Scoliosis

Scoliosis is when your back is severely and mildly curved and it sadly can't be cured.
Rebecca is now mentally and physically disabled due to scoliosis and mental illnesses
by TimmyTommyTheFifth November 14, 2017
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scoliosis

Sideways curvature of the spine. This condition may occur from swerving the lane.
I think my back got scoliosis ‘cause I swerve the lane (skkrrrrrr)”
by wolfga January 28, 2018
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Scoliosis

1.) A lateral curvature, and sometimes rotation, of the spinal column. It is usually found in the thoracic vertebrae, and is more common in girls as they go through puberty. It can make the spine into a "C", or even "S" shape. Sometimes, it will require surgery or bracing, but most of the time, observation is all that is needed. It rarely gets worse after puberty ends.

2.) A reason to get invasive surgery, causing loads of pain and recovery time. (Only if a large curvature is present, or organ function is compromised.)

3.) A reason for teenage girls to post on Tumblr and Instagram, complaining about how bad their lives are, and how bad their health is. More often than not, these girls are the ones with >30 degree curves, with no long-standing complications. The people severely affected/suffering from long-term complications are usually not as bad about doing this.

4.) The reason why you had to endure painful, non-helpful physical therapy and bracing for much of your teenage years.

5.) A diagnosis many teens, male and female and inbetween, will pine for, so they can get out of gym.
Friend: I just came back from the doctor! Guess what!
Me: What happened?
Friend: I have a 12 degree curve! As long as I photoshop the numbers on the report and make it look like a 30 degree curve, I'm out of gym!
Me: *has severe rib malformations due to a 30 degree curve in my back, and a huge cyst in my spinal cord due to scoliosis in my neck*
Friend: Isn't that great?!?!?
Me: Shut the hell up, Jolie.
by ZebraFilly June 1, 2015
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