Scrutched

When someone sneaks up on you and yanks your nuts and slams you on the ground

Dude, I got scrutched so damn hard my balls started bleeding!

by ayyy lamo July 2, 2018

Scoutching

A sexual activity where two gay partners scoops out shit with a spoon out of the other partners ass.

Bro, I saw my brother Scoutching with another man.

by real_men_uber rick August 23, 2021

Scoutch

Originally the "scotch couch" wherein one drank scotch on a certain couch. then in drunken mumblings became scoutch. then decided to make it a drink. Pour 2 parts baileys irish creme into a glass. then float one part scotch on top. irish creme is used because the original couch was white. therefore floating scotch on the couch for drinking

hey ben, i want a scoutch.

by boomshalaka October 11, 2010

slutch

combination of slut and bitch

Angel is such a SLUTCH!!!
I can't believe how much of a slutch Angel is!!
I'm so glad I'm not a slutch like her.

by taylor and lol June 13, 2008

sclitch

The small piece of toilet paper that gets prematurely ripped off when one is trying to obtain toilet paper from the roll in an attempt to wipe one's ass - typically caused by a consumer who purchases cheap or subpar paper products.

I hate taking a shit at work because all I can grab from the toilet paper dispenser is one "sclitch" after another; it takes me forever to wipe!

by SUPS June 12, 2014

Scrutch

To scratch one’s nether regions. Or balls.

The itch in my ball sack was so overwhelming I had to scrutch.

by Smallplastictree April 4, 2018

Slutch

clutch type bag carried by girls of easy virtue, often a cheap fake copy and/or gaudy and tasteless.

"Dude I'm outta condoms and the restoom machine is broken , can you ask your girlfriend if she's got any in her slutch?"

by Fretwire September 1, 2009