Shweats

That chilly, sweaty feeling you get when you get a really bad cramp and there is no toilet available, and you're pretty sure you are about to shit yourself.

Tim, did that bucket of chicken upset your delicate colon?

Yeah, get me to a bathroom quick, I got the "Shweats"

by Gummonkey September 15, 2009

Schmeat

A massive fucking schlong.

“Max was wearing a fucking Speedo at the swim meet yesterday, that motherfucker got some SCHMEAT bruh”

by DigBiccBoii April 8, 2021

schwear

Dublin knackers mating call to each other, often let out in a loud screach, much like a seagull. Often used as a back up call to fellow inmates or 'budz' when starting fights or 'scraps'. When used by professionals can only be heard by members of the same herd or 'gang' as it is too highpitched to be heard by regular ears (akin to dog whistles).

Lazzo: "Schwear ladzzz, they're schtartin' budz!"
Davo: "we're comin' Lazzo, we're comin'! SCHWEAARRRRRRRRR!"

by Fiona&Maz June 11, 2006

Shweather

When it is pissing it down outside and it is generally grey and grim. Effectively, shit weather. Seems to always occur at University of Warwick campus and England/UK more widely even when the rest of the world is sunny.

Cor it's such Shweather out there.

I know man, but we are near Coventry after all...

by Thelunchtimedreamteam May 9, 2014

Schwetty balls

Schwetty's balls, from Saturday Night Live.

I can't help but notice your balls are a little mishapen..
I can't wait to get my mouth around this ball..
Noone can resist my Schwetty balls.
Mmmmm.. balls

by Guerin Platte November 4, 2006

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

schwea

Extreme approval of something gnarly.

Schwea bro, that snowboarding trick was dope!

by Bryan April 5, 2005