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Schumacher Effect

When an athlete or a team wins so consistently (mainly in Motorsports, but is applicable in other sports as well) that it ruins it for everyone else and no one else wants to participate in it or watch it anymore because of the overwhelming predictability. Named after Michael Schumacher, whose 5 back-to-back Formula One Championships led to huge declines in ratings & race attendances.
#1. Nascar's ratings are going down the drain because of Jimmie Johnson's full blown Schumacher Effect.

#2. Valentino Rossi & Sebastian Loeb have spawned their own mini Schumacher Effects in MotoGP and the WRC, respectively.
by reditalia593 March 21, 2010
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schumacher stop

when you break really fast and come to a sudden stop.
john: wow michael really did a schumacher stop there
chris: yeah you can see the tyre marks on the tarmac.
by RickMyLad February 15, 2020
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Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick October 24, 2008
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Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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A Joel Schumacher Film

The words you should adhere as an extreme warning before seeing a movie that you might qualify as being 'Good'.
1. Warner Bros. Pictures Presents, A Joel Schumacher Film: "BATMAN & ROBIN"
by Mister E. November 15, 2006
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Schumacher

Schu isn’t just your average ginger. He’s the coolest teacher and is the goat. He’s pretty chill and doesn’t give a lot of work cause he doesn’t care enough. Schu loves his dog Luna and likes to steal mr. Acolley’s slide shows However, schu has an evil side and he likes to abuse children by throwing ducks at them and other various teacher supplies. He especially demises the kids in the back corner and likes attacking them even tho they are the coolest.
“Schumacher is throwing his rubber duck at the girls in the corner of the room.”
by Urmumzie October 11, 2022
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ian schumacher

ian is a pedophile who likes to touch children especially ones by the name of william or jack.
hey did you remeber when ian schumacher ate jack borwn out?
by amonger21 September 5, 2022
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