Chloe Schroeder is the most amazing person that you will ever meet. If she tells you her secrets you know that you are something special. She is the sweetest and nicest girl that guy could ever imagine. On the days that you are down she is the one person that will make you feel better. If you are lonely you can think of her and suddenly you are not as lonely. She is the best girlfriend a man could ever wish for, sweet, caring, and always knows exactly what u want. If a man had a girlfriend like Chloe Schroeder they would be the luckiest person in the world. She is always willing to do anything. She is a risk taker, and a caretaker. She uses her mind in the best way possible. She is a very brilliant women with many talents. She is very athletic and caring. She creates a love that can only be expressed by feelings, it is so strong it is hard to put into words. She is the reason why some people can sleep peacefully at night and get up in the morning. She has a great personality and the most beautiful smile that you have ever seen. Her face is irresistible and hard not to look at. Chloe Schroeder is the type of person that will comfort you when you are going through a hard situation. She is always by your side, extremely forgiving and will never hold a grudge. She can keep a secret, you could trust your life on her and never have a worry that she will tell anyone. Overall Chloe Schroeder is the brightest best and most beautiful person that I have ever see.
by NickNelly28 May 3, 2021
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After a night of drinking and partying:
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
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Chloe is a naturally really funny girl but adding her last name schroeder makes it even better she most likely is gorgeous. She is usually on of the bros also has a lot of guys in her dms but she already found the love of her life and will keep him forever.
by thatblahbitch May 18, 2020
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by sporter21 December 10, 2007
Get the schrooted mug.Noun: A true diva. A girl who knows who she is and doesn't care what others think of her. She is kind, funny, and beautiful girl. She has a closet that all girls should envy. Stick around her and you'll have a fun time no matter what.
Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.
Verb: the act of being a complete bad-ass.
by Madisonismybff April 29, 2011
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