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Gentleman and a Scholar

the highest compliment you can pay someone. equivalent to 'you have kind eyes and a beautiful soul' but no where near as gay.
person #1: steve, thanks heaps for picking my sister up from the airport. you my friend are a gentleman and a scholar!
person #2: ...and there aren't many of us left.
person #1: *chortle*chortle* well said!
person #2: and i fucked her.
person #1: still stands.
by bunj March 4, 2009
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Internet Scholar

Someone who's knowledge comes from YouTube videos and other internet outlets, then tries to project what they've learned on you.
by DJango March 8, 2015
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Scholar Ballin'

Example 1:

"My professor has his own Wikipedia page. He's definitely Scholar Ballin'"

Example: 2

Mark: Today in one of my graduate classes we did 3D printing.

David: Wow, that's awesome!

Marke: Yeah, we were Scholar Ballin'
by ScholarBaller March 8, 2016
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Internet News Scholar

A person who's sole intelligence comes from their daily reading of the news headlines on MSN.com or similar web-sites.

Most often they are annoying co-workers that need fresh material to bore you to death on a daily basis.
I am about to blow my brains out. Cari won't stop talking about the damn election and yesterday it was all about the bus crash.

Yeah, she is such an annoying Internet News Scholar.
by DB in MO October 21, 2008
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fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
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Oskar Schell

A character from Jonathan Safran Foer's novel Extremly Loud and Incredibly Close.

Oskar Schell is an inventor, jewelery designer, jewelery fabricator amateur entomologist, francophile vegan, origamist, pacifist, percussionist, amateur astronomer, computer consultant, amateur archeologist, collector of: rare coins, butterflies that died natural deaths, minature cacti, Beatles memorabilia, semiprecious stones, and other things.
"Who is your favorite fictional character?"
"Oskar Schell."
by lunalovegoood October 20, 2009
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Google Scholar

Someone who believes that easy access to internet articles on a subject is the same as personal, academic, mastery of a subject. Someone who believes that upvotes and popularity of information on the internet is enough for that information to be trustworthy. Someone who disdains or ignores academic journals, primary sources, and university publications because the headlines in a search engine or social media have taught them all they need to know.
Another student cited wikipedia in my informal logic class. All the recent high school grads start off as Google Scholars.
by jin-roh May 20, 2016
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