schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

schnap!

an exclamation used when exhilerated, angry or trying to get someone's attention (or all of the above)

(rod's definition, is the definative - daboz's is rubbish)

"Schnap!" (shortly followed by) "Hey! You! Listen!"
"Schna-aaaaaap!" (as if on rollercoaster)
"SCHNAP!" (follwed by i broke my penci, or that truck just rolled over my toe)

by rod fleming November 18, 2003

schnappster

a very large bottle of cheap-ass peppermint schnapps. refer to the movie "The Stoned Age" for further guidance.

we got some of the schnappster *bing*

by Pat Kulju December 16, 2003

schnargle

A female who indulges in too many drinks, acts a fool, danced on bars, looks a hot mess, and attaches herself to every guy in the place.

Look at that schnargle showing everyone her breasts; she nearly threw up on herself!

by Amanda, Erika, Sara January 12, 2008

schnorp

Noun
A foolish tanner who thinks of him/herself better than others but always seems to mess something up

Have you seen the town schnorp recently?

by Suprobro August 5, 2014

schnarple

A schnarple is the result of a habit where a piece of 8 1/2" x 11" paper is VERY tightly rolled diagonally into a cylinder. The top 3/7ths is then folded over, bitten with the teeth to crunch down into place and flattened. The top 1 1/2" is then folded over and bitten down and so on until it is folded into a rectangle approximately 1/2" x 2". The creator soon after usually grabs another piece of paper to start again.

A word originally coined circa 2000 by Caleb at CCS, Roseville, CA to describe the classroom creations of then seventh grader, C2010 Joel CS04 USAFA. A habit done by Joel when he is bored, stressed, nervous, listening to a lecture, playing table games, or working on a term paper. Similar to those who pop gum, crack knuckles, twirl hair, or doodle.

Annoying to those (typically teachers, parents, or roommates) who encounter schnarples usually left lying on the floor, around desks (including the CQ), or on tables. Sometimes collected and saved in bottom drawers and in scrapbooks. Annoyance is further compounded when the creator takes unused paper instead of scrap paper that family members have saved explicitly for this purpose.

An example of a schnarple is given in the first paragraph.

by C. Garbe December 25, 2007

schnarvendargen

a word used when you don't know what to say.

it is what it is.

mel: what do you wanna do?
vince: you wanna go schnarvendargen?
mel: yee, letsgo.

by melsababe May 11, 2011