Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

Schmizzled by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

schmeglie

a little piece of dirt that is not supposed to be where it is.

there's a schmeglie in my drink.

schmeglie by grunge_child June 24, 2005

schmozzle 

A minor fight, usually an on-field quarrel between GAA players.

Pronounced “sheh-MOZZ-uhl”, this is GAA sporting slang coined by Irish radio presenter Michael O’Hehir. It refers to a minor altercation between players - quarrels that don’t escalate into serious physical violence. A bit of wrestling, a few shoves - ah sure, nothing but a schmozzle.

What's going on over there? oh, it's a bit of a schmozzle.

schmozzle by Simon Quigley March 9, 2008

schmerzelkender 

schmerzelkender (pronounced shmer-zil-ken-dur) is a word commonly used in place of a profanity. Most common substitute is the 4 letter one starting 'sh', especially useful when you have dropped a wardrobe on your toe in front of your mother - see example 1.

Once proficient in the ways of schmerzelkender, it's most effective as a way of insulting people without them knowing - see example 2 (note - this will not work on someone who speaks German)

Example 1
Mother: "Careful up those stairs"
*thump*
You: "AAAAAAAAH, SHHHH...merzelkender"

Example 2
Idiot: "So when that drill bit doesn't fit in that lathe, do you know what that means?"
You: "Yup, schmerzelkender"
Idiot: "What?"
You: "It's the German word for exactly what you said"
Idiot: "Oh. OK..."

schmerzelkender by Gordonio August 1, 2006

Schmizzle 

The act of wearing long knee high socks with bright colors. To Schmizzle, one must act like their dear friend, Smeall. To achieve the full effects of getting Schmizzle, one must put their hair in pig tails and bat their eye lashes to get what they want.
Much like the act of getting Xyphie, but much more sophisticated!

"Let get Shmizzle!"
"Again! Yeah! I love putting my hair in pig tails, pulling up my crazy socks and batting my eye lashes to get what I want from men!"
"Don't forget you have to be super friendly too!"
"Yeah, like when we get Xyphie!"
"Man, I better grab my sticky notes to remember all these steps for getting Schmizzle!"

Schmizzle by Sarah Jane Schauer June 6, 2008

schmezzle tep 

a nigga in 2k who was poop

when a nigga sells in 2k call him a “schmezzle tep”

schmezzle tep by kingthothoe July 22, 2020

Schmelzer Money

Money that materializes out of thin air. Also money can be acquired by becoming a schmelzer.

I will have to decline the invite to Hawaii, I am not lucky enough to have all that schmelzer money.

Schmelzer Money by Bird1 January 4, 2016