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Verb. The act of rapidly expelling fecal matter from the anus caused by a condition affecting the colon. Characterized by stomach cramping and an excessive need to spend 40 hours in the bathroom.
He’s schmeatin his brains out in there!
Schmeat by Jamelon June 7, 2022
retard who can't take a joke
"John is being a real schmeat today
schmeat by thugshaker42011 August 16, 2022

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah 

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah
Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

Schmeat Nuke 

When you hold in the nut in for prolonged periods of time, and release it.
“Hey babe it’s been a while since I’ve done anything so prepare for a schmeat nuke
Schmeat Nuke by xXBaconOnAStick January 29, 2020

schmeat wagon 

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.
"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"
schmeat wagon by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

Schmeat n' great 

The act of docking and then flexing your penis' to mimic shaking hands
Matt and Andy met up and had a schmeat n' great, better than a hand shake for sure