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Shmegster

Originated from the word Shmegma. Shmegma is basically dried sperm and because sperm cells take so long to die, the word Shmegster came to being, meaning a survivor.

You can say “ I’m shmeging it out” which case also mean you’re just going with the flow and living it.

You might hear people say “ just shmeg it out” also means just stay cool and keep shit casual but neat
Doesn’t matter how long it takes I’m all in because I’m a Shmegster.

If you’re gonna Shmeg it out then make sure you keep it casual but neat!
by Shmegs January 30, 2020
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schmasted

Combined from both "shit faced" and "wasted" into one word for enjoyment.
by Anonymous March 3, 2003
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schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.
I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.
by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007
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schmatter

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end
eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters
by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011
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will schuester

A Man With A Birds Best For Hair That Hates Sue Sylvester And Longer Teenage Pussy
Sue Sylvester:I Will Destroy The Glee Club And Take you With It Will Schuester
by ariluvr69 August 29, 2020
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Schmasterbation

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.
"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."
by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011
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Shmastered

Adjective: A state of being drunk; so drunk that It controls all future actions and functions of the body from the point of being shmasterd.
I was so shmastered last night that i pissed on my backback in the kitchen then passed out in the bathtub.
by The Carpdizzle July 23, 2009
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