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splungus

n. The recognition that the events of one's life are simply occurrences and do not exist as part of a larger narrative; i.e. that one's real actions, encounters, internal thoughts and struggles do not have literary symbolism or merit, that one is not a character in the movie of their own life. The opposite of main character energy. Philosophically related to absurdism.

adj. Of or relating to the above.
Person A: I used to analyse my actions according to a variety of ironic meta-levels. Then I realized that I am a normal person who has normal human emotions and behaviors, just like everyone else.

Person B: That's pretty splungus of you.
by arkhamcycle December 6, 2021
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shmunguss

shmunguss has the definition of an asian guy only being attracted to black oompa loompas.
what is that shmunguss doing to that black oompa loompa!?
by Peter J. griffin April 11, 2023
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Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing
‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’
by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023
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Shlingus

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.
The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!
by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008
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Schlongsicle

Getting a boner in freezing cold environments.
Bob: "It's snowing today and I popped a schlongsicle when this hot chick sat next to me."

Ted: "You need to get laid."
by Satan's Clown Car May 28, 2010
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Schlongulitus

Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.
Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.
by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010
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Schlongs Restauraunt

Equivalent to hooters where males with large penises where tight underwear and serve food shirtless
Omg! Becky i went to Schlongs Restauraunt and this hunky waiter felt me up with his eyes. I could his penis get harder through his speedo. OHHHHHH! he was yumiilicious. Im going back tomorrow do you want to come with??
by Alexisstupid June 30, 2011
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