An unsophisticated guy that does something like walk out of his house barefoot while eating a sandwich to get his mail. Will spoil your view. Has a cocky attitude and thinks all women love him when the reality is women are just tolerating him.
Damn, look at that schlock eating his sandwich. What a slob!
by Sugarmomma November 7, 2006
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annoying old people who think the world owes them so they do increadably annoying things like smoke two packs a day in the apt. next door without opening a window because they can't remember how to open a window or are cold when it's 90 degree's outside or just plain ole don't give a shit if scummy ass tobacco smoke grosses you out and makes your nose hurt
that brain dead old fart smells like schlock when's he gonna burn down the complex soon I hope so i can get out of this lease and move far away from it's schlock
by Robinrobby August 16, 2007
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A store that sells cheap, inferior quality goods.
This place is a real schlock house.
by staygun August 5, 2010
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when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 9, 2008
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a hybrid sock b with a rubber bottom similar to a slipper
"I went to the hospital and they took my shoes! I had to wear schlocks
by sickness of deep thinking October 16, 2016
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A game involving the throwing of wet tennis balls against other people's backs thus making the sound schlock.
Person A: let's have a game of schlock ball.
Person B: Fuck Off!
by The WordMaster May 25, 2003
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1. Noun: Anyone who produces crummy work for pay. Television script-writers are often denigrated with this term.

2. Proper Noun: A webcomicfeaturing a band of mercenaries in the 31st century (www.schlockmercenary.com).
1. Hollywood is full of schlock mercenaries.

2. My favorite webcomics are "Schlock Mercenary" and "Sluggy Freelance"
by Howard Tayler November 25, 2003
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