schlimp 

Actively attempting to make your semen bloody.

"Hey, Ron, did you hear how James schlimped all over Sarah last night?

schlimp by Pentagangrene March 15, 2023

Schlime 

Being part of schlime means your cool and have a certain respect from ray and emmet

Did you know ray Blaylark was in schlime gang he’s so cool

Schlime by Ray blay May 10, 2019

Schlem

Popular Scottish term for something brilliant, most commonly used to describe an action. It describes an absolute outstanding achievement of a particular action which is hard to replicate, such as a perfect free kick in football. It is also commonly combined with other Scottish terms such as Wan to add emphasis on the brilliance of that particular action or event.

"that shot was a shclem."

"that guitar solo was a wan-schlem" - not only was the guitar solo a schlem it was also worthy of wanning to.

"I wan-schlemed all over your mother's face" - I ejaculated outstandingly all over you're mother's face.

Schlem by elescocia August 10, 2010

Schlam 

Used as a subsitute for damn. Used where swearing is deemed inappropiate. Such as in church or with family.

A brick falls on someones toe.

Person 1: Oh Schlam my toe!

Schlam by Cuztastic Launda February 23, 2008

Schlem

When one rolls one tongue in such a way that it sprays spit much like a venomous snake

Did you see that? I just schlemmed in that kid's face!

Schlem by Simon December 17, 2003

schlem

the grimy, smelly, and crusty shit secreted from your penis

A.K.A.
cheese dick
smegma
cock cheese
etc.

"dude whats that smell!"
" oh thats my fucking schlem"

schlem by vincent lombardi April 8, 2008

Schlam 

An expression of laughter.

1: a well constructed joke
2: "schlam"

Schlam by Regule April 18, 2019