schlemiel

A person so inept even inanimate objects pick on them.

Don't let that schlemiel touch anything. If it doesn't break he will hurt himself or both.

by Frank Lisa August 8, 2006

schleavage

When one cuts his or her neckline on a shirt so that it droops over a shoulder. Tends to be girls in sororities.

Hey bro, check out that schleavaged shirt she's wearin. It's hot. Look at her shoulder.

by lurpy101 March 2, 2011

shlemazel

A person who suffers the screw-ups of a shlemiel.

A shlemiel is the guy who buys a coke at the ball game and spills it on the guy in front of him, who is a shlemazel.

by Bruce February 4, 2004

schlamazel

One who is always getting the soup spilled on him by the schlemiel.

Sometimes Bob can also be a schlemiel, when he's not being a schlamazel.

by Athene Airheart March 17, 2004

schlemy

The itchy, scratchy, annoying feeling in the back of your throat that you just can't ever get rid of... it's a parasite, similar to a leech.

My neck is killing me.... I've had this schlemy for about 3 weeks now.

by Dickie Greenfield September 29, 2005

Schemantic

Cross between the words: 'Semantic' & 'Schematic'

Semantic:
- noun (used with a singular verb) 1. Linguistics. a. the study of meaning.

b. the study of linguistic development by classifying and examining changes in meaning and form.

2. Also called significs. the branch of semiotics dealing with the relations between signs and what they denote.

3. the meaning, or an interpretation of the meaning, of a word, sign, sentence, etc.: Let's not argue about semantics.

4. general semantics.

Schematic:
- adjective 1. pertaining to or of the nature of a schema, diagram, or scheme; diagrammatic.

–noun 2. a diagram, plan, or drawing: Read the schematic before attempting any repairs.

Ergo, the word 'Schemantic' is a personal interpretation of pictures, designs, drawings etc.; descriptions containing 'slang' overtures.

Schemantic: TBA

by CanuckyDucky June 28, 2009

schlomanomadingdong

It's another word for penis. Instead of saying the word "Penis" you can say schlomanomadingdong.

Your brother is jerking off to porn and you walk in the room without knocking, and you see his penis and say "Wow, that's a big schlomanomadingdong."

by TheLKA June 13, 2013