scarf

A fuzzy garment worn by emo kids, usually to soak up their tears. Even worn in the hottest of weather. Sometimes plaid, or flannel. A substitute for tissue, because a scarf is handy, and always around your neck.

Jim locked himself in his room, crying into his scarf, because his girlfriend no longer loved him. Dashboard played in the background.

by The Sexi Mexican June 26, 2004

scarf

A kind of hoochie that simply hangs around the neck of anyone with money. An ornamental woman, a golddigger.

" Did you see the scarf hangin' off of Chris last night? She had one hand on his shoulder and the other in his pocket."

by the Den of Iniquity November 22, 2006

scarf

a golf shot that has no draw or fade to it and little or no skill, with a horrendous swing plane. usually a low worm-burning shot that is destined for the rough, trees or water.

Doc scarfed his drive so bad that it scarfed its way into the water 2 fairways away.

by k-h November 9, 2012

scarfing

To eat a lot of snacks in a short period of time

Ronnie ate a hamburger, some chips, a taco, some hot dogs, some curly fries, an ice cream cone, some currie powder, a couple of soft-pretzles, a pot pie or two, and 8 twinkies, all in 3 minutes. HE was TOTALLY scarfing.

by Roger Tillsberger January 2, 2008

scarfing

Hang yourself by a scarf and masterbate. It really increases the pleasure.

Brian really digs scarfing from the ceiling fan.

by Ted April 21, 2003

scarfing

To masturbate while strangling oneself.

The police classified Jim's corpse as scarfing due to his hand on his exposed penis and the belt that was around his neck.

by Nell T. May 19, 2008

scarf

A specific type of beard stretching from ear to ear grown by men whose facial hair only grows below the jawline, creating a natural scarf.

If you want to go to the bar with us tonight, you need to shave the scarf.

by DjTrippin May 30, 2007