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salting

when someone is cockblocking repeditivly
your salting my game
your 100percent pouring salt
by garrett chappell August 13, 2007
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Salting

Geoff: Hey man, you know what would make us even more white trash than we already are? Travis: What bro? Geoff: To head down to the 7-11 and pick up some bath salts. Travis: Shit dog, I been salting since last June when my sister left me.
by Franz Holden May 17, 2011
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Salting the soup, while sipping the spoon

To not understand something correctly or what is important about it especially when it is obvious to those around you.

No matter how much salt you put in the pot it will not change the spoon.
"You can't use that as an argument, you are salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".

"I was trying to make soup, but then I started salting the soup, while sipping the spoon".
by Goding4 July 6, 2018
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search engine salting

The act of purposely bringing certain phrases or words into the public eye and media, in order to bury other similarly phrased results in a web search.

A tactic typically employed by governments, or other powerful individuals/organizations with something to hide.
White House describes Saudi Oil attacks as their "9/11"

Tate: "Funny that this happens as the US was about to release the Saudi connection to 9/11. Kind of a good way to bury results when you Google "Saudi 9/11"

Monty:"It's called Search Engine Salting and it's the new way of exploiting search engines."
by GroceryScanner September 18, 2019
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salting the ham

using a the downturned hand position while a male partakes in self indulgance. This motion resembles what might be seen on Easter Sunday when more salt is needed on the ham dinner.
I didn't think anyone was in the bathroom but when I entered frankie was salting the ham. eeewww!
by The White Shine December 28, 2009
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Sex Salting

When you wave your penis under the nose of your partner in order to wake them up for sex.
You come home to a sleeping wife after work. You take out your penis and wave it under her nose (like a medic would with smelling salts to awaken an unconcious victim) and the smell of your penis should ensue an abrupt awakening, triggering the sex hormone and lead you to a great time in the sack. Thus she has been given a sex salting
by Mackofthec February 20, 2011
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Saluting the Japanese Flag

Having runny shits mean that I have spent most of the day saluting the Japanese Flag
by TheManMachine August 3, 2009
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