sarcology

Sarcology: the study of smart asses, dickheads and the critically wittybanterof the intellectually superior.

Bill took an unexpected crash course in Sarcology as he unknowingly entered the bar with his zipper down and shirt tucked in.

by R. Jack Assman December 29, 2019

stabology

The science of stabbing someone very hard in funny places.

"Don't mess with me in a Knife fight, bro. I got a doctorate in Stabology."

by Professor Thawne November 6, 2023

sandology

The study of sand, surf, beaches, waves, water, shells, flotsam, jetsam, dunes, the coast, and the seaside. A never-ending course in the University of Life.

"What are you doing today?"

"I'm studying sandology"

"You mean you're going to the beach?"

"Um, well, er, yes!"

by beachcomber October 14, 2012

sausology

The study of the penis and vagina. Also known as a euphemism for sex.

Joe: Dude! Where were you last night?!

Andre: I was with Suzie. We were catching up on our Sausology homework.

by Elephant-Horse-Sperm whale October 27, 2008

licensed sassologist

An individual who operates at a professional level of sassiness.

I am impressed at his vocally direct way of interacting with others, It is like he is a licensed sassologist

by sooksookshook August 26, 2011

satanology

satanology

its when ppl research satan and his porn skills on porn movies

satanologists r often satanists and sometimes turn into satans and then rape ppl at night

i suck satans cock

-satanology example

satanology

satanology is where satanists learn

by satan 2 and dick 3 May 8, 2010

statiology

the art and science of operating a TV remote control station changer. With their eye-hand coordination, males have a natural tendency toward statiology; with their tendency toward emotion rather than rationality, females tend to object to statiology. Statiology calls out the very best of station changing. Many viewers are unable to recognize excellence in statiology until they have had extensive training. The best source of statiology training is the AS400 Institute, which focuses on making one "One With the TV."

After living with Deekie for a semester, she had the equivalent of a PhD in statiology. In today's world, your can write your own ticket if you are an expert in statiology.

by Cincinnatus27 November 21, 2009