Sasquatch Homies

The coolest seven people you will EVER meet. (eight people if you include Calum)

Don't be intimidated, they're just teenage losers who are horny 25/8 always talking about boys that they can't have.

"What are Sasquatch homies" - Calum Hood
"you and the rest of the sasquatch homies scare the crap out of me" - Anon on Ki'is ask.fm

by sasquatchhomiesrule December 26, 2013

Sasquatch Syndrome

A psychological disorder suffered by very large men wherein the sufferer has repeated disabling fears that they are actually Sasquatch but have no conscious memory of wandering the forests at night.

I’ve spent my life filled with odd feelings and hunches thanks to this god forsaken Sasquatch Syndrome!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020

Sasqui

Multiple bigfoot/sasquatch.

they found a "family of sasqui" in the north Georgia mountains

by john-steven wilkerson October 14, 2008

Reverse Cuban Sasquatch

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).

"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"

by fidelcastro69 April 1, 2010

sasquratch

An unusually hairy crotch. Typically on an already hairy man.

pronounced: sas-crotch

oh my god, he's so hairy he has a sasquratch

by M. Floyd July 16, 2009

Susquehanna walrus

When a woman puts tissue paper in her nose and eats a man's asshole. The tissue paper is used to block the odor

Dianne performed the Susquehanna walrus on Louie for half of a cheese pizza

by Damius Muse July 21, 2021

Sasquatched

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com

"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"

by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013