Samtex

A homo sapiens of the male gender carrying the XY chromosomes who fancies putting his male genitalia in household goods and/or furniture.

And is known for having a bad aim in life and/or video games.

Son what are you doing with that vacuum cleaner?
I'm sorry mom, i think i have become a bit samtex.

by Deandoozled January 10, 2017

satexual

A "satexual" is someone who only has feelings for sataneek

Girl 1: Hey! Look at that boy. He's so cute.

Girl 2: I can't really tell, I'm satexual.

by sataneekworld December 9, 2018

sartenazo

Sartenazo is an expression used in Argentina, when someone inhales cocaine (hake).

If you want to inhale "hake", you have to say "I want to give me a Sartenazo".
Then you will be "re duro" or "duracell" or "durazno" (high / like a rock).

Boy: Hey, look that guy over there
Boy 2: Wow he looks like he gave himself a Sartenazo recently
Boy: Yeah, he is re durazno

by Gokú November 22, 2021

Shartexting

When you are on a phone call and one of the callers is talking while the other is mute while they are pooping and farting but texting to the talker.

Tracy was Shartexting while Joe was telling his story about his uncle.

by TVerg August 29, 2022