Sarcasm

When one or more sexual participants openly fake orgasm such as to mock the efforts of the other sexual participant(s).

Marie: 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH, MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL! MICHAEL!' (exaggerated body writhing, breathing and excessive slamming of nearby surfaces ensues, stopping very suddenly with a look of spiteful derision).

Michael: That's my third Sarcasm this month!

by DonPasquale March 21, 2013

Sarcasm

Telling people that they’re stupid without actually telling them.

Kid: “So mom, who’s going to pick me up from school today?”
Mom: “You’re gonna get into the white van where the nice man will give you candy”
Kid: “REALLY? SMANSKBSKDHDJDH-”
Mom: “I’m using sarcasm you idiot!”

by n00bsl4yer_6000 November 9, 2019

Sarcasm

The brain's natural defence against the less intelligent.

Idiot: duDE! i just won the loudest person award :0
Not an Idiot: Wow, thats really impressive. (with sarcasm)
Idiot: yEah it iS!!

by Anonymous Sandu January 11, 2019

Sarcasm

Half of the entries on Urban Dictionary.

*Looking up sex on Urban Dictionary*: Who is stupid enough to look up sex in the Urban Dictionary?

*Looking up Mormon in the Urban Dictionary*:95% of the people in Utah.

These are all sarcasm.

by funnyman21224 July 8, 2011

Sarcasm

1. The body's natural defense against stupid. Often used to belittle and/or amuse someone; incredibly humorous if used correctly.

2. The only language I speak.

Synonyms include: mockery, disdain, cynicism, scorn

Is your quad stuck in the mud?

No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires. Jackass.

Nice use of sarcasm, Rudy.

by Criscipline September 23, 2010

Sarcasm

When you say exactly what you mean.

This is not a sarcastic answer and there is no implied sarcasm at all.

by VerySeriousDude September 22, 2014

Sarcasm

The natural response to stupidity.

I'm allergic to stupidity so i break out in sarcasm.

by sarcasticducky February 27, 2015