Pineapple Nuts: What's up Van Cano? Where have you been all night?
Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.
Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
Van Cano: Sorry I'm late. Mark lost a nunu hand and wouldn't pay me so I Serbian Dicked him. He won't make that mistake again.
Pineapple Nuts: Makes sense.
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Dude1: Ralphie got an amazing blowjob from that chick at the party, but he fucked up py pulling out and giving her the Serbian Monocle...
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When you eat pussy that's so yeasty it makes you vomit on it, then you fuck her in her dirty asshole and stick your shit covered throbbing member back in her disgusting vagina; mixing the feces, vomit, and yeast...and then going back down to chow on your delicious meal.
Luke didn't anticipate having a Serbian Frito Pie with Lana after their taco/burrito combo meal from Taco Bell, but here we are.
by MrBlonde724 May 22, 2018
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"Yo Beatrice, you wanna try out the old Serbian Flesh Blender"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"
"Oh fuck I am having a gout break, but sure"
by StinkyBoy556 March 18, 2019
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by Jamboire April 22, 2017
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- No way! We played Serbian roulette when Optimus Prime was born. My wife wanted to kill me!
- No way! We played Serbian roulette when Optimus Prime was born. My wife wanted to kill me!
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1. you are strangely taller than all your friends
2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world
3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay
4. You can write in two different ways
5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia
6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll
7.your best friend is a Russian
8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"
9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses
10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun
11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets
12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African
13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol
14. futbol means war
15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting
16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school
17. you are nocturnal
18. you kiss more than an Italian
19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.
20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke
21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"
22. you can make a pita
23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before
24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!"
25. you know how to "feed" your guests
26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go
27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania
28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade"
29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch
30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?"
31. when "its your way or the highway"
32. If you own a frula
34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...
33. if you have a beach house in montenegro
34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...
35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it...
36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen...
37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball
38. Ako razumes sta kasem!
1. you are strangely taller than all your friends
2.you know that you are misunderstood by like the entire world
3. You say opa when you really mean to say yay
4. You can write in two different ways
5. you are the only person on the entire planet that suffers from the epidemic called "promaja"...a.k.a extreme wind paranoia
6. u go swimming in rivers that your American friends call gross or unswimmable...but you do it anyway cus thats how you roll
7.your best friend is a Russian
8. you are strangely attracted to boys that can kolo or boys that can "break"
9. your checkbones are wider than everyone elses
10.you hang out with your Greek friend nd attack suspicous Turkish-looking people from across the street with your squirt gun
11. If you laugh at your own hilarious jokes that noone else gets
12. you go to Finland and people think that you are African
13. Ana Ivanovic is your idol
14. futbol means war
15. you think its strange that your Croation nighbors say bog (god) as a greeting
16. your parents say your gonna "die" if you dont go to a good school
17. you are nocturnal
18. you kiss more than an Italian
19. When you always have to compare prices with everything at the store.
20. you know where to go for a fun,hot and CHEAP night life that wouldnt make you broke
21. you can shake "sta toja mama gave ya"
22. you can make a pita
23. you have an urge to help out people who have never skiied before
24. you invite your two friends over and cook enough food for an entire army...then when you serve them food and they say its enough you quickly give them more and say "ohh just a little bit more!"
25. you know how to "feed" your guests
26. you are always carpooling or inviting guests over when they dont know where to go
27. you can never get lost even if they put u in a village in the center of Romania
28. you know the real way to spell "Belgrade"
29. When you use your entire wage to buy something for someone who invited you for lunch
30. when people ask "do you know that guy with the accordian?"
31. when "its your way or the highway"
32. If you own a frula
34. you go to the beach and you end up flashing everyone at the end...
33. if you have a beach house in montenegro
34. the boys dont neccessarily know what exactly you are but they cant stop staring...
35. when your friends joke about drinking alcohol you say "OK!!!"...but you really mean it...
36. When you jump on people and they yell "im getting mobbed by a Serbian" even though that usually wouldnt happen...
37.If you are the only white person on the court that can play basketball
38. Ako razumes sta kasem!
by sheknowswhatshesdoing March 9, 2008
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