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A place in NY, also known as horsetrack land.
I lost all my money to an alsoran at Saratoga.
Saratoga by anonymous00001 July 14, 2005

saratoga nettle

I went into saratoga today and 3 Toyotas almost hit me before I left the parking lot!
Saratoga by tom March 18, 2005
society against the ridiculously abusive treatment of gummy animals
group that protects the rights of gummy animals
saratoga by lemony ann November 14, 2003
Includes Saratoga country club, arganout shopping center and saratoga bagels (which sucks ass)

Filled with old, rich people...and the kids go stupid in their bmws and Mercedes (even if los gatos has nicer cars and a nicer downtown)

Unfortunately, we have brown street signs that are hard to see at night.
In July of 2005, CNN/Money and Money magazine named Saratoga the twenty sixth-best place to live in the United States.
saratoga by ellabell May 30, 2007
A rich suburb outside of San Jose, California, filled with rich, boring, ugly, people.
The asian teenagers rule the high school, making white teenagers the minority, therefore being discriminated against. Even though the asians rule Saratoga, they tend to be boring and study non stop and consider an A- failing. Since the asian students, who take up over 65% of the student body, are so focused on only academics, it causes the sports teams to all suck.
All the teenagers dress preppy in Hollister and Abercrombie, and if they don't, they get made fun of for not being preppy like the rest of them.
Also in the town, there are many elderly people who you don't see come out of their houses much, but who can blame them since there is nothing to do in Saratoga. Downtown Saratoga is filled with overpriced restaurants and nail salons run by people who speak with such thick accents you cannot tell what they are trying to ask.
Saratoga is a ridiculously boring town.
Saratoga by musicaddict August 12, 2008