santasise

to have sexual fantasies involving a tubby man in a red suit with a white beard.

'i saw mummy kissing santa claus, you can only santasise'

by AmethystAngel December 27, 2009

santatude

This is the good attitude you have to maintain during the holiday season if you want to get lots of presents.

I'm returning Nick's presents because of his bad santatude.

by NickandNoahsmom December 24, 2010

santapede

A chain of Santa's eating ass.

After the Santa fun run, Travis,Jake and Elton went home to drank too many appletinis and ending up doing the santapede.

by anon.gcfgv755r December 3, 2018

Santanderily

A term used by intellectually superior people to coax the lesser minded fools to searching just to mess with them.

Person A: I dare you to look up the definition of 'santanderily'
Person B: there is no definition.
Person A: yes there is
Person B: *searches definition and comes across Urban Dictionary definition* Hey!

by Baplo Sexcobar March 3, 2021

Fantacide

The act of killing an entire Two-liter bottle of Orange Fanta in one sitting.

Bro, I just committed fantacide, I crushed the whole bottle.

by EyeThrewUp May 30, 2021

Santariez

Fine ass nigga a good ass basketball player take a nigga bitch

Santariez

A good basketball player

by Savageisgreen September 25, 2021

Samacideception

During the Samurai process of Hari-Kari, if a Samurai restores his honor by killing himself, while ending the life of another dishonored Samurai, he then commits Samacideception.

Which should bring him back to life in a similar fashion of the late Jesus Christ, that is, as a zombified loophole to the circle of life.

Not to be confused with Samacide, the correct western term for Hari-Kari

All Jeff knew was that this Samurai was a god damn Zombie, he must have found the honor restoring yet death avoiding loophole of samacideception.

by Iamwebster1307 November 21, 2021