Sandman
At night, you and a gay buddy sneak into a friends house, supplied with a pocket full of sand, and a Sandpaper Glove (preferably 20 grain).
After you are done fisting your friend, your other friend sprinkles a handful of sand on him, and then you leave. Good effort.
After you are done fisting your friend, your other friend sprinkles a handful of sand on him, and then you leave. Good effort.
Colonel and Wook snuck into Mark's house while he was sleeping. They pulled a Sandman, and after nearly waking up Mark, they got the fuck out of there.
Sandman by ThatOneGuy987 February 22, 2013
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