wearing sandals in a warehouse

a) (verb- to be): a nicer way of telling someone they have lost their mind
b) the literal meaning of the phrase is something you don't want to try any ways cuz it's retargerous

Peter, a guy I work with, invented the phrase wearing sandals in a warehouse, at least definition a) above.

by Uncle Dimma July 27, 2014

False Vandalism

the act of being “sued” for a non-existing crime by a screaming 10 year old on Xbox live

im suing you for false vandalism if you dont give me v-bucks you fat loser go hug your mommy

by Joe F. Mama January 15, 2021

sandals with socks

A self-defeating combination. Though the purpose of sandals is to make you look cool and sexy, wearing sandals with socks achieves the opposite effect.

Those bros would probably get a lot more action if instead of wearing sandals with socks, they let their toes free.

by srury May 21, 2014

Adidas Sandals

Junkies in Philly wear adidas sandals with white socks year round. i have no idea why. at all.

kensington junkies/crackheads wear overside white tee, adidas sandals with socks, and really long rocawear shorts while they sell works outside of somerset and kensington ave by the el.

by KandAjunkie December 13, 2009

God lost his sandals

A phrase used to describe a very remote place or time.

I ain't goin' to Tinley Park. That's where God lost his sandals!

He lived in the middle of nowhere, right down the road from where God lost his sandals.

by onenationunderkim November 16, 2011

Pork Scotch sandals

Crabby, disgusting sandals worn on the piggy trotters of little fat security guards who think its cool to holiday in South Africa.

Sweet Jesus. What's that little fat twat wearing on its filthy feet?

Pork Scotch sandals. He thinks they're cool because he's such a ridiculous moron.

by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

winter sandals

cardboard boxes worn on your feet in the wilderness, especially during wintertime, as a makeshift shoe/last resort.

brooklyn: oh man, my toes are so cold.

nicole: can’t relate, thanks to my trusty winter sandals.

by book69 May 25, 2018