baylee samp

a penis that cannot cum.

my penis is baylee samp tonight i geuss i cant get u pregnant

by olive12345678900987654321 January 24, 2010

Samp-adder

A huge big poo . Usually has a bigger than normal girth and is more prevalent after eating a large amour of white bread or rice.

Im sure she just laid a huge samp-adder

by Kevineatseggs September 7, 2017

ian samp

A gay faggot no one likes

“hey look it’s that faggot, Ian Samp!@“

by Rawernriebef February 18, 2018

samp

samp is samptheman.

mfs: omg it's samptheman
society: okay
samp: what

by ssssssamp December 30, 2024

Samp

Homeboy , friend , partner

What's up samp ?

by Sampp December 17, 2021

Samp

Past tense of Simp. When a guy has been simping for someone but no longer is.

“Johanna samp so hard for Ludwig”

by Theberlinsimp August 1, 2021

Samp

To speedily walk, but not run, usually at abnormally high speeds, as if one is on a mission.
Defined after a certain pilot who walks too fast.

Jim: "Hurry we gotta samp over to the food hall before it closes."
Markiplier: "Was that the bite of '87!!??"

by definetlyhuman April 23, 2025