samich

a fat girl who looks real ugly

Brandon and Jay were chillin with a samich

by Neycha June 11, 2006

samich girl

A girl who is so skinny you think someone aught to stop and give her a samich. Generally meant to be descriptive rather than an insult or compliment. Derives from a decriptive conversation; you know that skinny girl, we're talking real skinny, someone give that girl a samich skinny...

I was at the video store the other day and that samich girl was working again; it reminded me I had to stop at Subway on the way home.

by Captain Jack Beachlife October 1, 2007

Hoagie Samich

The hoagie samich was invented by Jacob Watrous in 2018, he is the GOAT. It means to eat alot of subs from subway

Are you hungry?

Yeah, you?

Yeah Ima hoagie samich

Dang you really are hungry

by McDade123 May 6, 2021

pillow samich

sex with a folded pillow, the art of fucking a pillow,

My roomate was a cock block so I went to his room and used his pillow for a pillow samich.

by Sniff March 30, 2006

flying ham samich

this is where you spread your ass cheeks and engulf the face of a sleeping "friend." this action generally occurs when someone is passed out, or asleep and woken up suddenly. waking up suddenly, and engulfing your own face in someone's ass is what gives the "ham samich" the name designation of "flying"

I was asleep and heard a buzzer. I woke up suddeny and planted my face into an open and waiting ass to recieve my very own flying ham samich. thank you.

by el samich dirty June 8, 2011

bread samich

A bread Samich is a slice of cheap white bread folded in half. This is what you eat if you don't have any thing to place in the sandwich like regular folks with money do.

Hey ma whats for lunch today I's hungry. Well Sonny all we gots fo lunch is bread samich. oh dang!

by Stewart Larkin July 12, 2007

roast beef samich

Describes overtly hanging lips of the female vagina.

She had some roast beef samich goin' on, huh?

by Justin May 4, 2004