Referring to something that happen to you that you want to blame on the dog. The dog comes from the story... So there was a boy who got 2 new things, a dog, and a white couch. He was doing his girl up the ass, hit a gland, and she shit all over the new couch. When the parents got home and he blamed the dog, so they had the new dog put to sleep...I.E. SALTY DOG
by Ben"jamin" March 04, 2008
Canine genitals filled with fresh "juice" that gives them a salty taste. Commonly enjoyed by Asians.
by AidsCentral March 20, 2018
When you take a date to the movie theater, get popcorn at the snack bar, cut a hole in the bottom of it, and stick your dick through the hole. This way, when she goes to get some popcorn, instead she gets your salt covered penis.
by CaustiC July 08, 2005
When a guy does not take a shower till the point of smelling so bad it could make people cry. Then, the guy gets head at which will leave a salty, nasty, taste in the girl's mouth.
Jerry: "Mark you smell like ass why don't you go take a shower."
Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."
Mark: "No bra I want to give sarah a salty dog later tonight."
by chief bigstick May 15, 2011
by Ming the king February 29, 2012
a man usually between ages 16-65 who has so much self confidence, they believe they can get with any girl by A- making cat noises , B- trying multiple times to make a move and get denied EVERYtime , C- touch a girl in her "private" area when it is clear he is unwanted , D- texting her at 3 in the morning saying "yo can I come over?" , E- being too honest and saying , things like "you have a nice a*s" or "lets f*ck tonight".
ME - That guy is sucha salty dog, he text me at 3 last night asking to hang out.
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
FRIEND 1 - woww he texted me too!
FRIEND 2 - no way he called me last night!
FRIEND 3 - he asked if i was DTF
by Rachelx2 Hailey Steph Robyn December 29, 2008
When a male is standing out in the ocean and a female is completely submerged giving him a blow job.
Jan gave me a wicked salty dog in the Pacific the other day.
After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.
After she gave me a salty dog, I experienced chaffing.
by mc_stuff March 22, 2006